A list of funny things that Moms say! Pin It A little birdy told me Always wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident Am I talking to a brick wall? You’re the eldest, you should know better! Just wait until your father gets home. You will always be my little baby. Are you trying to poke your eye out with that stick? You’d forget your head if it wasn't stuck on your shoulders. You had best take that look off your face before I take it off for you. You could grow potatoes in those ears. Just who do you think you are talking to? When you have kids of your own, you’ll understand Do you think money grows on trees? Were you born in a stable? Close that door. Some day you will thank me for this. I've had it up to here with you. I’m going to give you to the count of 3. I don’t care who started it – you are going to STOP it! I can’t believe you did that! Don’t put that in your mouth, you don’t know where its been. Did you flush? Not under my roof you